Deflocculate
My life's shattered into a million rainbow pieces.
And speaking of posteriors being
firm like granite or
shiny like marble --
Me(in an otherwise degage manner): I think I fancy someone's butt; no wonder I always trail behind...
Caveat- Don't let me walk behind you, ever again.
And ugh. I am having nightmares about my new Literature tutor quite abit lately. Some insight to those horrible dreams of mine, everytime I close my eyes, I somehow see that silly bint's monumental backside, which is as ill-defined as a malformed placenta, perenially suspended in a scandalous motion,
(like how Bernie would put it) forming rhythm, breaking air. I feel like slapping her for that, too. But she has an overtly nice personality and I believe somewhat a modicum of a warped misconception of me being all nice and homosexual. Well, even the GP geriatric perceives that way too. Ouch. *Slaps head somemore* Everybody thinks I'm kinda gay. Maybe I should annunciate and advocate asexualism and apathy from now on. Ugh.
*Goes play with
Gravid Women Toy Action Figure. *
cuRRent...jer
What's that alliteration all about?